Kees Torn: Als Ik het Niet Dacht 1996
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Kees Torn: Als Ik het Niet Dacht
In his second comedy show the Dutch comedian Kees Torn sings about postmen who wonder about street names, Rotterdam by night, playing Mozart and being trapped in your own limited body.
In his second comedy show the Dutch comedian Kees Torn sings about postmen who wonder about street names, Rotterdam by night, playing Mozart and being trapped in your own limited body.
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Jan 01, 1996 (Netherlands)
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1hr 45`
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Dutch
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Netherlands
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