The Sexual Life of the Belgians 1994
5.8 / 10
The Sexual Life of the Belgians
Jan Bucquoy narrates the story of his sexual life to age 28, imagining his conception (parents drunk, the encounter lasting ten seconds) and reporting his first orgasm (at the hands of Eddy, in a beach-side caravan, as they watch Laurel and Hardy), his comparative experiences with girls, and his move from Harelbeck to Brussels. There he meets Greta, bartender at a Bohemian cafe, who teaches him the Kama Sutra, the naked Esther, who reads him stories, and Thérèse, his wife for three years. They split after two children; he moves to a small flat, writes pornography to pay the bills, works sporadically on a novel, espouses anarchism, and meets more women. His self-confidence grows.
Jan Bucquoy narrates the story of his sexual life to age 28, imagining his conception (parents drunk, the encounter lasting ten seconds) and reporting his first orgasm (at the hands of Eddy, in a beach-side caravan, as they watch Laurel and Hardy), his comparative experiences with girls, and his move from Harelbeck to Brussels. There he meets Greta, bartender at a Bohemian cafe, who teaches him the Kama Sutra, the naked Esther, who reads him stories, and Thérèse, his wife for three years. They split after two children; he moves to a small flat, writes pornography to pay the bills, works sporadically on a novel, espouses anarchism, and meets more women. His self-confidence grows.
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... Jan Bucquoy
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Noe Francq... Jan Bucquoy as a child
... Noella Bucquoy (mother)
... Therese
... Jerome Bucquoy (father)
... Jan Bucquoy as a baby
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Release Date:
Jan 28, 1994 (Belgium)
Run Time:
1hr 25`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
French
Production Countries:
Belgium
Status:
Released
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The Sexual Life of the Belgians - The Sexual Life of the Belgians
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Jan Bucquoy... Director
Cast
... Jan Bucquoy
NF
Noe Francq... Jan Bucquoy as a child
... Noella Bucquoy (mother)
... Therese
... Jerome Bucquoy (father)
... Jan Bucquoy as a baby
... Jan Bucquoy age 2
... Ariane Bucquoy
... Greengrocer
MS
Michele Shor... Aunt Martha
... Eddy
... Eddy's mother
... Eddy's father
... Esther
... Daisy
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