Ted & Venus 1991
4.7 / 10
Ted & Venus
Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
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Release Date:
Aug 08, 1991 (United States)
Run Time:
1hr 40`
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Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
Cast & Crew of
Ted & Venus
Directors & Credit Writers
... Director
Cast
... Ted Whitley
... Max Waters
KA
Kim Adams... Linda Turner
... Colette
... Gloria
... Herb
... Grace
... Homeless Vietnam Veteran
... Ted's Attorney
... District Attorney
... Judge William H. Converse
... Judge Katherine Notch
... Bailiff
... Publisher
... Bag Lady
... Lisa
... Shelly
... Marcia
... Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend
... Mrs. Turner
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... Casting
... Executive Producer
... Producer
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