Burlesque Assassins 2012
4.6 / 10
Burlesque Assassins
The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!
The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!
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cast
Full Cast & Crew... Johnny Valentine
RD
Roxi D'Lite... Bourbon Sue
... Katerina Molotov
... Stalin
... Bombshell Belle
KLD
Koko La Douce... Koko La Douce
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Release Date:
Jan 10, 2012
Run Time:
1hr 36`
MMPA Rating:
PG
Original Language:
English
Status:
Released
Cast & Crew of
Burlesque Assassins
Directors & Credit Writers
... Director
Cast
... Johnny Valentine
RD
Roxi D'Lite... Bourbon Sue
... Katerina Molotov
... Stalin
... Bombshell Belle
KLD
Koko La Douce... Koko La Douce
... Clone of Hitler
... Xarah Von Den Vielenregen
AR
Amber Ray... Amber Ray
... Kitten Deville
JB
Jill Belland... Natasha Kalashnikov
... Professor Von Hosenfeffer
... Mussolini Jr
... Kelitta Maloof
... Scarlett Martini
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Burlesque Assassins
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