Blondes in the Jungle 2009
5.7 / 10
Blondes in the Jungle
On a hunt for the Fountain of Youth, three teenagers in '80s Honduras buy drugs, harm nature and have magical encounters. Long silent jungle sequences, a meditation on Mayan Archaeology and a heavy TV teen vibe make Blondes in the Jungle at once an absurd comedy and a serious film about the possibility of spiritual growth in a world of instant gratification.
On a hunt for the Fountain of Youth, three teenagers in '80s Honduras buy drugs, harm nature and have magical encounters. Long silent jungle sequences, a meditation on Mayan Archaeology and a heavy TV teen vibe make Blondes in the Jungle at once an absurd comedy and a serious film about the possibility of spiritual growth in a world of instant gratification.
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Full Cast & Crew... HRN Announcer (voice)
... Bret
TH
Trevor Hoff... Armani Rivette
... Mayan Jaguar God
... Jerome
SLP
Suzanne Li Puma... Bujia Martinez (voice)
Release Date:
Sep 10, 2009 (Honduras,United States)
Run Time:
48`
MMPA Rating:
NR
Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
Honduras,United States
Status:
Released
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Blondes in the Jungle
Directors & Credit Writers
LK
Lev Kalman... Director
WH
Whitney Horn... Director
Cast
... HRN Announcer (voice)
... Bret
TH
Trevor Hoff... Armani Rivette
... Mayan Jaguar God
... Jerome
SLP
Suzanne Li Puma... Bujia Martinez (voice)
... Amber
JWI
James Ward III... Chino
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