Celestino y el Vampiro 2003
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Celestino y el Vampiro
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
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... Siegfried Von Krank
... Celestino
... Best friend
... El Vampiro
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Release Date:
Oct 27, 2003 (Puerto Rico)
Run Time:
1hr 30`
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Original Language:
Spanish
Production Countries:
Puerto Rico
Status:
Released
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Celestino y el Vampiro
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... Director
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... Siegfried Von Krank
... Celestino
... Best friend
... El Vampiro
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