JCVD 2008
7.1 / 10
JCVD
Between his tax problems and his legal battle with his wife for the custody of his daughter, these are hard times for the action movie star who finds that even Steven Seagal has pinched a role from him! This fictionalized version of Jean-Claude Van Damme returns to the country of his birth to seek the peace and tranquility he can no longer enjoy in the United States, but inadvertently gets involved in a bank robbery with hostages.
Between his tax problems and his legal battle with his wife for the custody of his daughter, these are hard times for the action movie star who finds that even Steven Seagal has pinched a role from him! This fictionalized version of Jean-Claude Van Damme returns to the country of his birth to seek the peace and tranquility he can no longer enjoy in the United States, but inadvertently gets involved in a bank robbery with hostages.
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... J.C.V.D.
... Bruges
... Man wearing Beret
... Watchman
... Thirty-year-old
... Teller
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See All 1 Reviews05 Aug 2022 by r96sk
Pretty good! I wouldn't class 'JCVD' as anything above that, though it is a film worth watching. I really like the way the story is portrayed, while it's interesting to have JCVD play JCVD. It's not as entertaining as it perhaps could've been, though it merits props for how it's put together and how it comes out - which is positively.
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Release Date:
Jun 04, 2008 (Belgium,France,Luxembourg)
Run Time:
1hr 36`
MMPA Rating:
R
Original Language:
French
Production Countries:
Belgium,France,Luxembourg
Status:
Released
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JCVD
Pretty good! I wouldn't class 'JCVD' as anything above that, though it is a film worth watching. I really like the way the story is portrayed, while it's interesting to have JCVD play JCVD. It's not as entertaining as it perhaps could've been, though it merits props for how it's put together and how it comes out - which is positively.
Cast & Crew of
JCVD
Directors & Credit Writers
... Director
Cast
... J.C.V.D.
... Bruges
... Man wearing Beret
... Watchman
... Thirty-year-old
... Teller
... Ex-wife's Lawyer
... JCVD's Assistant
... Video Club Client
... Widow at Film Budapest
... Lieutenant Smith
RC
Rock Chen... Asian Director
HW
Huifang Wang... Asian Translator
... Los Angeles Court Judge
... Video Club Seller
JDC
Jenny De Chez... JCVD's Taxi Driver
... Policeman 1
... Telecom Technician
... Guard 2
... Guard 3
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