Nie ten człowiek 2011
4.9 / 10
Nie ten człowiek
A surreal collage of interrelated threads revolving around history of thirty-year-old Kuba who, with his parents' encouragement, decides to take his first job. Though none too convinced, he starts work as a delivery man. Having set out on his first delivery soon after he witnesses a traffic accident. He ends up giving a statement at the police station. And his plans begin to unravel. By a twist of fate Kuba has no idea about the significance of the part he will have to play on this particular day.
A surreal collage of interrelated threads revolving around history of thirty-year-old Kuba who, with his parents' encouragement, decides to take his first job. Though none too convinced, he starts work as a delivery man. Having set out on his first delivery soon after he witnesses a traffic accident. He ends up giving a statement at the police station. And his plans begin to unravel. By a twist of fate Kuba has no idea about the significance of the part he will have to play on this particular day.
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... Służący barona
... Kuba
... Kuba's father
... Starszy aspirant
... Młodszy aspirant
... Klientka w sklepie akwarystycznym
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Release Date:
Nov 23, 2011 (Poland)
Run Time:
1hr 27`
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Original Language:
Polish
Production Countries:
Poland
Status:
Released
Cast & Crew of
Nie ten człowiek
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... Director
... Director
... Assistant Director
Cast
... Służący barona
... Kuba
... Kuba's father
... Starszy aspirant
... Młodszy aspirant
... Klientka w sklepie akwarystycznym
... Wacław Zduńczyk-Sosnowski
... Baron
... waitress
... pensioner
... Suwnicowy Nowak
... Boguś
... pensioner's wife
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KT
Klára Tolnai... Hungarian
... police sergeant
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... Executive Producer
... Co-producer
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