Miss March 2009
5 / 10
Miss March
A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.
A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.
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... Eugene Bell
... Tucker Cleigh
... Vonka
... Hugh Hefner
... Horsedick.MPEG
... Nurse Juanita
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See All 1 Reviews23 Jun 2021 by Kamurai
Bad watch, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend. I "liked" this movie up to the point I was going to write the review, and realized that I don't like the movie in spite of all its horrible qualities. The story, as written, is actually pretty goo, but there are certain comedic points that only sabotage the movie. The biggest problems are simply that the lead actor just is not charismatic enough for the role: the character can still be a wimp and likeable enough for the audience to be behind him from the start. The second problem, which probably hurts the lead, is that the "best friend" character has too big a personality and is gratuitously stupid far beyond the point of irritation. There are several points where the movie stops just so we can watch him be a moron. It's all about pacing. The movie wants to shock and awe, but doesn't build to anything, it just randomly flings things at the wall to see what sticks and then forcing you to look while it asks, "Isn't that crazy?" I'd like to see a refined version of this movie with decent actors: Craig Robinson is by far the best and biggest actor in this, and he has a bit part which seems specifically written for one of the worst jokes in the movie.
Release Date:
Mar 13, 2009 (United States)
Run Time:
1hr 30`
MMPA Rating:
R
Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
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Miss March
Bad watch, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend. I "liked" this movie up to the point I was going to write the review, and realized that I don't like the movie in spite of all its horrible qualities. The story, as written, is actually pretty goo, but there are certain comedic points that only sabotage the movie. The biggest problems are simply that the lead actor just is not charismatic enough for the role: the character can still be a wimp and likeable enough for the audience to be behind him from the start. The second problem, which probably hurts the lead, is that the "best friend" character has too big a personality and is gratuitously stupid far beyond the point of irritation. There are several points where the movie stops just so we can watch him be a moron. It's all about pacing. The movie wants to shock and awe, but doesn't build to anything, it just randomly flings things at the wall to see what sticks and then forcing you to look while it asks, "Isn't that crazy?" I'd like to see a refined version of this movie with decent actors: Craig Robinson is by far the best and biggest actor in this, and he has a bit part which seems specifically written for one of the worst jokes in the movie.
Cast & Crew of
Miss March
Directors & Credit Writers
Cast
... Eugene Bell
... Tucker Cleigh
... Vonka
... Hugh Hefner
... Horsedick.MPEG
... Nurse Juanita
... Fireman Rick
... Doctor
... Cindi Whitehall
... Candace
... NGTV Reporter
... Young Eugene
... Katja
... Young Tucker
... Bouncer #1
... Sheila
DW
David Wells... Principal
... Chevonne
... Crystal
... Mr. Whitehall
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