Pretty Dead Things 2006
5.6 / 10
Pretty Dead Things
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
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cast
Full Cast & Crew
... Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy
... John Welles
... Jennifer Bond
AE
Ashley Eaton... Shelby St. Exxmin
RK
Ross Kelly... Rex Van Horn
... Female Stripper
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Release Date:
Oct 26, 2006 (United States)
Run Time:
1hr 30`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
Cast & Crew of
Pretty Dead Things
Directors & Credit Writers
... Director
Cast
... Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy
... John Welles
... Jennifer Bond
AE
Ashley Eaton... Shelby St. Exxmin
RK
Ross Kelly... Rex Van Horn
... Female Stripper
... Mayor Bowden
JW
Jason Witter... Shane Starkweather
... Keller
DF
Donald Foley... Moe Blu
RJB
Robert Jude Buco... Club Hell Janitor
... Cheery Jogger
... Big Jake
RLW
Robin L. Watkins... Billy Oswald
... Sinclair the Fluffer
AMDJ
A. Michael Dias Jr.... S&M Whipping Boy
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Pretty Dead Things
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