You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine 1977
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You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
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... Le roi Gros Pif Ier
... La reine Madeleine
... La cousine Lucienne
... Le bouffon
... Antremont
... Le duc d'Orléans
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Release Date:
Oct 19, 1977 (Belgium,France)
Run Time:
1hr 32`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
French
Production Countries:
Belgium,France
Status:
Released
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You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine - You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
Directors & Credit Writers
MM
Marc Monnet... Director
... Director
Cast
... Le roi Gros Pif Ier
... La reine Madeleine
... La cousine Lucienne
... Le bouffon
... Antremont
... Le duc d'Orléans
... Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires
... Le chevalier blanc
... Le héraut d'armes
... La reine de Flandre
... Le duc d'Ambise
... Le radoteur
... Philippe de Boynet
... Christian de Boynet
... Le roi de Flandre
... L'excité
... Le second tavernier
... Le troisième tavernier
... Père L'Auriot
... Le second capitaine des mousquetaires
Produced By
JG
Jean Gontier... Co-producer
... Producer
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