Purely Belter 2000
6.7 / 10
Purely Belter
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
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Full Cast & Crew
... Gerry McCarten
GM
Greg McLane... Sewell
... Mrs. McCarten
... Mr. Sewell
... Mr. McCarten
... Mr. Caird
Directors:
Release Date:
Nov 03, 2000 (United Kingdom)
Run Time:
1hr 35`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United Kingdom
Status:
Released
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Cast & Crew of
Purely Belter
Directors & Credit Writers
MH
Mark Herman... Director
Cast
... Gerry McCarten
GM
Greg McLane... Sewell
... Mrs. McCarten
... Mr. Sewell
... Mr. McCarten
... Mr. Caird
... Bridget
... Gemma
... Mrs. Caird
... Ginga
... Clare
SE
Su Elliot... Mrs Brabin
... Matthew Brabin
... Miss Warren
... Maureen
... Zak
... Auntie Maud
... Cashier
... Park Worker
... Himself
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