Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie 2025
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Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie
Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's thanks in part to getting airplay on MTV when the network launched August 1, 1981. The film follows their struggles to land a major label deal despite huge success with touring and releasing their own EPs and Albums. First-time director Rob Lichter (aka Bert Blotto) puts together a funny, heart-felt portrait of the musical pranksters that is sometimes heartbreaking despite all the laughs.
Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's thanks in part to getting airplay on MTV when the network launched August 1, 1981. The film follows their struggles to land a major label deal despite huge success with touring and releasing their own EPs and Albums. First-time director Rob Lichter (aka Bert Blotto) puts together a funny, heart-felt portrait of the musical pranksters that is sometimes heartbreaking despite all the laughs.
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cast
Full Cast & CrewPJ
Paul Jossman... Bowtie Blotto
... Broadway Blotto
... Cheese Blotto
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Greg Haymes... Sergeant Blotto (aka Sarge)
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Paul Rapp... Lee Harvey Blotto
... Blanche Blotto
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Release Date:
May 02, 2025
Run Time:
1hr 45`
MMPA Rating:
PG-13
Original Language:
English
Status:
Released
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Cast & Crew of
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie
Directors & Credit Writers
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Rob Lichter... Director
Cast
PJ
Paul Jossman... Bowtie Blotto
... Broadway Blotto
... Cheese Blotto
GH
Greg Haymes... Sergeant Blotto (aka Sarge)
PR
Paul Rapp... Lee Harvey Blotto
... Blanche Blotto
... Herself
... Chevrolet Blotto
LB
Liz Bishop... Herself
MK
Mike Kelley... Himself
SD
Steve Davies... Himself
... Himself
... Himself
... Himself
BB
Bob Buchmann... Himself
LB
Liz Bishop... Herself
... Himself
... Himself
... Himself
LB
Lou Brutus... Himself
Produced By
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Sam Lichter... Production Assistant
... Production Assistant
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Kat Lichter... Production Assistant
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Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie
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