The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing 2004
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The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing
An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.
An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.
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Release Date:
Oct 27, 2004 (United States)
Run Time:
1hr 30`
MMPA Rating:
R
Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
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The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing
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Max Von Diesel... Director
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... Dracula
... Van Helsing
... Philomenia
... Maiden #2
... Klownie
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Andrea Davis... Hottie
... Smokin'
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