One, two - woe, never mind 1989
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One, two - woe, never mind
Defeating the terrible dragon, the soldier Ivan returns from the war. The Far Far Away rejoices. The king, also Ivan, is very pleased. He awards the namesake with an order with pearls, appoints a field marshal and offers his wife his own daughter Maria Louise. But the soldier suddenly refuses everything.
Defeating the terrible dragon, the soldier Ivan returns from the war. The Far Far Away rejoices. The king, also Ivan, is very pleased. He awards the namesake with an order with pearls, appoints a field marshal and offers his wife his own daughter Maria Louise. But the soldier suddenly refuses everything.
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... царь Иван
... принцесса Мария-Луиза
... король Жан-Жан Заморский
... Данилов, царский техник
... Сулейман
... бабушка
Release Date:
Aug 21, 1989
Run Time:
1hr 49`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
Russian
Status:
Released
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One, two - woe, never mind - One, two - woe, never mind
Directors & Credit Writers
ET
E. Tikhonova... Second Assistant Director
EL
E. Lobareva... First Assistant Director
... Director
Cast
... царь Иван
... принцесса Мария-Луиза
... король Жан-Жан Заморский
... Данилов, царский техник
... Сулейман
... бабушка
... Андревна, мама Маруси
... Маруся
... бабка
... солдат
... придворная дама
... дружинник в синем, из банды Фомы
... лекарь
... придворный дирижёр
... Ivan soldiers
... солдат
... князь
... Сулейманчик
YK
Yuli Kim... лекарь
...
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