The Slammin' Salmon 2009

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The Slammin' Salmon

The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.

The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.

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23 Jun 2021 by Gimly

Though not outright bad, _The Slammin’ Salmon_ is possessed of much less of their trademark timeless (and brainless) humour than the majority of Broken Lizards work. Instead, here they opt for gross out and cliche laughs, very few of which land. Even the the amazing cast additions of Michael Clarke Duncan, Lance Henriksen, Cobie Smulders, Will Forte and Sendhil Ramamurthy couldn’t elevate this film above merely “watchable”. For the same thing, only better, watch 2005’s “_Waiting…_”. _Final rating: ★★ - Had some things that appeal to me, but a poor finished product._

Producers:

Julia Dray

Genres:

Comedy

Release Date:

Dec 11, 2009 (United States)

Run Time:

1hr 30`

MMPA Rating:

R

Original Language:

English

Production Countries:

United States

Status:

Released

Plot Keywords:

duringcreditsstinger

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23 Jun 2021 by Gimly

Though not outright bad, _The Slammin’ Salmon_ is possessed of much less of their trademark timeless (and brainless) humour than the majority of Broken Lizards work. Instead, here they opt for gross out and cliche laughs, very few of which land. Even the the amazing cast additions of Michael Clarke Duncan, Lance Henriksen, Cobie Smulders, Will Forte and Sendhil Ramamurthy couldn’t elevate this film above merely “watchable”. For the same thing, only better, watch 2005’s “_Waiting…_”. _Final rating: ★★ - Had some things that appeal to me, but a poor finished product._

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The Slammin' Salmon

Directors & Credit Writers

... Director

Cast

... Cleon Salmon

... Rich Parente

... Connor

... Dave / Donnie

... Horace the Lone Diner

... Anthony

... Jamie the Line Chef

... Carl the Manager

... Samara Dubois

... Waitress

... Nutella

... Morgan Fairchild

... Dick Lobo

... Patty the Hostess

... Merlot Customer

Produced By

... Executive Producer

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