Binsu: Hīrōtaimu 2020

23 Jun 2021 by BinsuSimp

I have never watched a film or movie before watching this one. I was raised like a snail with very strict parents. Due to my small and frail limbs, I was never able to escape from my "nest" that I called home. My shell was made out or porcelain and my skin was constantly wet, however that was probably due to my irregular salivary glands. My friends always made fun of me for never watching any films or movies before, which was odd considering that they were my imaginary friends. I thoroughly enjoyed this short film and believe that it should be nominated for an Oscar within the next 10 years. Never heard of Binsu before during my past 5 years of me owning this account but I must say that I am very impressed by the direction of the film. The cinematography is genius and the actors (exclude one) were simply fantastic. I very much enjoyed having that ad in the middle of my viewing because I was already on the verge of an existential crisis, however this just pushed it to the edge. The only thing smoother than the transitions of this film is a road. But not the regular roads that you are thinking of, but remember that one movie, Cars (2006)? Remember when Lightning McQueen first rushed to repave that road and it was severely messed up? Yeah. That. That is this movie. People, please get off your fat booties and hop on YouTube to watch this film. This may be my last review that I will ever write because my parents are returning soon and I am but a snail, remember? The keyboard is a very difficult thing to maneuver and the keys are in such a weird position. Like literally, who decided that these characters would be in the order that they are currently? Anyways, enough with my sad life story. If you felt any empathy at all, make sure to Cash App me money or just Venmo me money. I know that I said that I have never watched a film or movie before, however that does not exclude TV shows. I have watched so much TV in my life that I feel like I am the main character sometimes. But this short movie was better than any TV show that I have watched, including my favorite one, Joey. The spin-off of that incredibly successful show, Friends. You may not remember the TV show Joey because it was really a flop, but so was Henry's acting in this film. If you could recast him with someone better looking like Steve Martin or Eddie Murphy, that would be better. That is my only complaint for this movie, however I did enjoy it very much. Again, I reiterate that I have never seen a short film that is such a masterpiece before seeing this one, even though I have owned this account for 5 years. Good job and kudos to all of those that contributed to this film, with exception to one person. -Steven Jobs