The Onion Movie 2008
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The Onion Movie
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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All 1 Videos & 4 Photos
cast
Full Cast & Crew
... Norm Archer
... Cock Puncher
... Dana Dobbs
... Sensei
... Dennis McCormick
... Michael Bolton
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If you liked "The Kentucky Fried Movie", you'll love this. A collection of various comedy skits into a movie length presentation, it reflects the US media through a bizarre lens.
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Release Date:
May 31, 2008 (United States)
Run Time:
1hr 20`
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Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
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If you liked "The Kentucky Fried Movie", you'll love this. A collection of various comedy skits into a movie length presentation, it reflects the US media through a bizarre lens.
Cast & Crew of
The Onion Movie - The Onion Movie
Directors & Credit Writers
MM
Mike Maguire... Director
TK
Tom Kuntz... Director
Cast
... Norm Archer
... Cock Puncher
... Dana Dobbs
... Sensei
... Dennis McCormick
... Michael Bolton
... Ahmed
... White Black Guy Tim
... Ivy Leaguer
... Cooking Show Chef
... Wizard Proteus
... Rodney Dangerfield
ABB
Ahmed B. Badran... Peruvian
... Typical Neighbor Husband
... Kip Kendall
... Alzheimers Old Lady
... Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
... Producer
... Producer
... Melissa Cherry
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