What About Dick? 2012
7.3 / 10
What About Dick?
The movie begins with the birth of a sex toy invented in Shagistan in 1898 by Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley, and tells the story of the subsequent decline of the British Empire as seen through the eyes of a Piano. The Piano narrates the tale of Dick; his two cousins: Emma, an emotionally stunted English girl; her kleptomaniac sister Helena and their dipsomaniac Aunt Maggie who all live together in a large, rambling, Edwardian novel. When the Reverend Whoopsie discovers a piano on a beach, a plot is set afoot that can be solved only by a private Dick, the incomprehensible Scottish sleuth Inspector McGuffin, who with the aid of Sergeant Ken Russell finally reveals the identity of the Houndsditch Mutilator.
The movie begins with the birth of a sex toy invented in Shagistan in 1898 by Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley, and tells the story of the subsequent decline of the British Empire as seen through the eyes of a Piano. The Piano narrates the tale of Dick; his two cousins: Emma, an emotionally stunted English girl; her kleptomaniac sister Helena and their dipsomaniac Aunt Maggie who all live together in a large, rambling, Edwardian novel. When the Reverend Whoopsie discovers a piano on a beach, a plot is set afoot that can be solved only by a private Dick, the incomprehensible Scottish sleuth Inspector McGuffin, who with the aid of Sergeant Ken Russell finally reveals the identity of the Houndsditch Mutilator.
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... Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley
... The Piano
... Dick
... Emma
... Helena
... Aunt Maggie
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Release Date:
Nov 13, 2012 (United Kingdom,United States)
Run Time:
1hr 20`
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Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United Kingdom,United States
Status:
Released
Cast & Crew of
What About Dick?
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Cast
... Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley
... The Piano
... Dick
... Emma
... Helena
... Aunt Maggie
... Reverend Whoopsie
... Inspector McGuffin
... Sergeant Ken Russell
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Mike Valerio...
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