Frozen Assets 1992
3.3 / 10
Frozen Assets
A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.
A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.
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... Dr. Grace Murdock
... Zach Shepard
TC
Teri Copley... Peaches
... Newton Patterson
... Mrs. Patterson
... Zach Shepard's mother
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See All 1 Reviews24 Mar 2023 by WaxA
Siskel and Ebert said this was the worst movie they had ever seen and one of them was so depressed. They wanted to stop watching movies. So naturally, I had to check it out. The opening scene set the standard, a low brow comedy, so I wasn’t expecting much. However I was surprised at the number of chuckles I got. No outright laughing and jumping for joy, but generally fun. The ridiculous in the end, seem quite different than the majority of the movie, but I think it fit , and this is exactly the type of movie I would be looking for on TV at 2 AM if this were 20 years ago.
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Release Date:
Oct 23, 1992 (United States)
Run Time:
1hr 36`
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Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
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Frozen Assets
Siskel and Ebert said this was the worst movie they had ever seen and one of them was so depressed. They wanted to stop watching movies. So naturally, I had to check it out. The opening scene set the standard, a low brow comedy, so I wasn’t expecting much. However I was surprised at the number of chuckles I got. No outright laughing and jumping for joy, but generally fun. The ridiculous in the end, seem quite different than the majority of the movie, but I think it fit , and this is exactly the type of movie I would be looking for on TV at 2 AM if this were 20 years ago.
Cast & Crew of
Frozen Assets
Directors & Credit Writers
GTM
George T. Miller... Director
Cast
... Dr. Grace Murdock
... Zach Shepard
TC
Teri Copley... Peaches
... Newton Patterson
... Mrs. Patterson
... Zach Shepard's mother
... Jomisha
... McTaggert
... Lewis Crandall
... Bobby Murdock
Produced By
LI
Lee Imperial... Associate Producer
DK
Don Klein... Producer
HL
Howard Lam... Associate Producer
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