The Hebrew Hammer 2003
6.1 / 10
The Hebrew Hammer
When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.
When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.
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cast
Full Cast & Crew
... Mordechai Jefferson Carver
... Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
... Damian Claus
... Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
... JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
... Mrs. Carver
Directors:
Release Date:
Dec 05, 2003 (United States)
Run Time:
1hr 21`
MMPA Rating:
R
Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
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Cast & Crew of
The Hebrew Hammer
Directors & Credit Writers
... Director
Cast
... Mordechai Jefferson Carver
... Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
... Damian Claus
... Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
... JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
... Mrs. Carver
... Tiny Tim
... Jamal
... Santa
... Sweetback
... Tikva
... Schlomo
... Skinhead Bartender
... Mrs. Highsmith
... Young Mordechai
... Blonde Bombshell
... Israeli Rental Agent
... Tony
BD
Brad Duck... Jimmy
... Adolescent Hasidic Boy
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The Hebrew Hammer
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