Crooked Lines 2003
4.9 / 10
Crooked Lines
Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.
Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.
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... Johnny
... Chris
... Mike
... Jimmy
... Manny
... Andrea
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Release Date:
May 18, 2003 (United States)
Run Time:
1hr 28`
MMPA Rating:
NR
Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
Cast & Crew of
Crooked Lines
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... First Assistant Director
... Second Second Assistant Director
... Director
Cast
... Johnny
... Chris
... Mike
... Jimmy
... Manny
... Andrea
... Customer
... Charlie
... Cliff
... Sal
... Joe
... Hard Boiled
... Detective Anderson
... Detective Harris
... One Glove
... Billy
... Pizza Boy
... Supervisor
... Director
... Tommy Bags
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