Santa with Muscles 1996
2.6 / 10
Santa with Muscles
Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.
Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.
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All 1 Videos & 6 Photos
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Full Cast & Crew
... Blake
... Sarah
... Lenny
... Leslie
... Clayton
... Elizabeth
Release Date:
Nov 08, 1996 (United States)
Run Time:
1hr 38`
MMPA Rating:
PG
Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
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Cast & Crew of
Santa with Muscles
Directors & Credit Writers
DM
David MacKay... Second Unit Director
... Second Unit First Assistant Director
... Second Second Assistant Director
Cast
... Blake
... Sarah
... Lenny
... Leslie
... Clayton
... Elizabeth
... Taylor
... Helen Chu
... Hinkley
... Chas
... Ebner Frost
... Cop With Bazooka
... Baldie
... Dr. Flint
... Dr. Watt
... Susan
... Sumo Lab Assistant
KE
Kai Ephron... Dr. Vial
... Dr. Blight
... Franco
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Santa with Muscles
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Santa With Muscles Trailer 1997
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