The Size of Watermelons 1997
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The Size of Watermelons
Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.
Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.
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... Gnome
... Patrick
... Lizzie
... Maggie
... Alex
... Leonard
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Release Date:
Jan 17, 1997 (Canada)
Run Time:
1hr 28`
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Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
Canada
Status:
Released
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The Size of Watermelons
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... Director
Cast
... Gnome
... Patrick
... Lizzie
... Maggie
... Alex
... Leonard
... Self
... The Vagrant
... Eddie
... Skinhead
EA
Ed Anders... Bouncer
... Drama Teacher
MK
Matt Koruba... Young Alex
... Kim
... Cafe Waitress
... Vladimir
... Dealer
JJ
Jamie James... Jock
SW
Stephen Webb... James
... Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
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... Producer
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