Lawyer Luau 2002
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Lawyer Luau
Debbie plays Patty Hampton, a lawyer, who’s bleeding a businessman (Luke Marlowe) dry due to a frivolous lawsuit. Unable to put food on his table due to the financial strain, he decides to kidnap Ms. Hampton and cook her for his evening meal. Believing it’s only a joke to get even with her, Patty goes along with the whole thing until she realizes too late that Shultz is all too serious. See a fully nude Debbie D tenderized with a massager, covered in cooking oil, and then marinated with champagne. Black comedy at its best!
Debbie plays Patty Hampton, a lawyer, who’s bleeding a businessman (Luke Marlowe) dry due to a frivolous lawsuit. Unable to put food on his table due to the financial strain, he decides to kidnap Ms. Hampton and cook her for his evening meal. Believing it’s only a joke to get even with her, Patty goes along with the whole thing until she realizes too late that Shultz is all too serious. See a fully nude Debbie D tenderized with a massager, covered in cooking oil, and then marinated with champagne. Black comedy at its best!
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Jun 14, 2002
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45`
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English
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Released
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