Machete Joe 2010
2.6 / 10
Machete Joe
A group of out-of-work actors decide to take their careers into their own hands by shooting a low-budget horror film, about an urban myth. With only 15 days to shoot their unfinished script, at a remote castle in the desert, getting through the first night becomes a nightmare. As their egos begin to surface so do the dead bodies.
A group of out-of-work actors decide to take their careers into their own hands by shooting a low-budget horror film, about an urban myth. With only 15 days to shoot their unfinished script, at a remote castle in the desert, getting through the first night becomes a nightmare. As their egos begin to surface so do the dead bodies.
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... Z
... Riley
... Thelma Beard
... Stan Ross
... Machete Joe
... Sammy
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Release Date:
Jan 29, 2010
Run Time:
1hr 21`
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Original Language:
English
Status:
Released
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Machete Joe
Directors & Credit Writers
SK
Sasha Krane... Director
Cast
... Z
... Riley
... Thelma Beard
... Stan Ross
... Machete Joe
... Sammy
... Vince
... Charles
... Erica
... Sheriff Taylor
... Raymond Sinclair
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