Useless Humans 2021
4.5 / 10
Useless Humans
A thirtieth birthday -- and the survival of mankind -- are left hanging in the balance after a mysterious creature crashes the party, forcing four childhood friends to save the night.
A thirtieth birthday -- and the survival of mankind -- are left hanging in the balance after a mysterious creature crashes the party, forcing four childhood friends to save the night.
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... Brian
... Louis
... Jess
... Alex
... Chum
... Wendy
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See All 1 Reviews11 Jul 2021 by Kamurai
Decent watch at best, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend. It starts as a bad "I wish we were still in college" movie, and barely leaves it as aspects of an alien invasion movie begins. While they actually have an interesting concept to work with, an alien that feeds off of electricity, it looks like some alien costume they borrowed from a friend of a friend's cousin's uncle, but his dog just uses it as a hump toy. Then they put some poor guy inside it and too no time to make it a believable performance. It's honestly pretty forgettable, which is disappointing because I actually recognized some of the actors as funny. Give this a skip unless you are just really running low on things to watch.
Genres:
Comedy , Horror , Science Fiction , Tv Movie
Release Date:
Feb 25, 2021
Run Time:
1hr 17`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
English
Status:
Released
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Useless Humans
Decent watch at best, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend. It starts as a bad "I wish we were still in college" movie, and barely leaves it as aspects of an alien invasion movie begins. While they actually have an interesting concept to work with, an alien that feeds off of electricity, it looks like some alien costume they borrowed from a friend of a friend's cousin's uncle, but his dog just uses it as a hump toy. Then they put some poor guy inside it and too no time to make it a believable performance. It's honestly pretty forgettable, which is disappointing because I actually recognized some of the actors as funny. Give this a skip unless you are just really running low on things to watch.
Cast & Crew of
Useless Humans
Directors & Credit Writers
SO
Stephen Ohl... Director
... Director
Cast
... Brian
... Louis
... Jess
... Alex
... Chum
... Wendy
... Zachary
... Officer Butch McQuade
Produced By
... Production Accountant
... Associate Producer
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