Cruise of the Gods 2002
6.5 / 10
Cruise of the Gods
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
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cast
Full Cast & Crew
... Nick Lee
... Andy Van Allen
... Jeff Monks
... Hugh Bispham
... Russell
... Graham Ball
Directors:
Release Date:
Dec 23, 2002 (United Kingdom)
Run Time:
1hr 30`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United Kingdom
Status:
Released
Cast & Crew of
Cruise of the Gods
Directors & Credit Writers
... Director
Cast
... Nick Lee
... Andy Van Allen
... Jeff Monks
... Hugh Bispham
... Russell
... Graham Ball
... Jenny
... Yasmina
... Himself
... Himself
... Vivienne
... Daniel
... Neil
JF
Julian Field... Billy's Time Bike Fan
... Captain Koulouris
... Mrs Hatcher
GO
Gray O'Brien... 'Casualty' Doctor
... Gemma Clay
... Mickey
... PA Romy
Produced By
... Associate Producer
... Executive Producer
... Producer
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