Everything Is Terrible! The Movie 2009
7.2 / 10
Everything Is Terrible! The Movie
The fine folks at EIT have spent years digging thought thrift establishments, video caverns, and haunted houses throughtout the country in order to create the most mind-melting VHS mash-up imaginable. Literally thousands of hours of video gold have been chopped up into millions of pieces and gluded back together into an ever-multiplying bizarre path to allegorical self-enlightenment and surreal resurrection. Obviously!
The fine folks at EIT have spent years digging thought thrift establishments, video caverns, and haunted houses throughtout the country in order to create the most mind-melting VHS mash-up imaginable. Literally thousands of hours of video gold have been chopped up into millions of pieces and gluded back together into an ever-multiplying bizarre path to allegorical self-enlightenment and surreal resurrection. Obviously!
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Release Date:
Jun 20, 2009 (United States)
Run Time:
52`
MMPA Rating:
R
Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
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Everything Is Terrible! The Movie
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Nick Moore... Director
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Batty... Self (archive footage)
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Chundo... Self (archive footage)
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Crooky... Self (archive footage)
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Vincent Falk... Self (archive footage)
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Fay... Self (archive footage)
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Nick Moore... Producer
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