The Old Man Movie 2019
6.1 / 10
The Old Man Movie
An outrageous road movie about The Old Man and his grandkids in a 24 hour race against time to stop a milky madman hell bent on killing his prized cow to save the world.
An outrageous road movie about The Old Man and his grandkids in a 24 hour race against time to stop a milky madman hell bent on killing his prized cow to save the world.
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All 2 Videos & 5 Photos
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Full Cast & Crew
... Old Man / Priidik / Mart / Sawyer Mikk / Tree God (voice)
... Aino / Triinu-Liis / Piggy / Old Hag / Neighbour Girl (voice)
... Old Milker / Sawyer Jan (voice)
... Cow (voice)
... Sawyer Indrek / Rooster (voice)
MK
Mart Kukk... Neighbour Man (voice)
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See All 1 Reviews03 Jun 2023 by CinemaSerf
I was really quite looking forward to this. A sort of grown up "Wallace and Gromit" set amongst the cutthroat Estonian dairy industry. Sadly, though, after quite a strong and explosive opening twenty minutes, it all degenerates into a rather unfunny, puerile even, series of escapades from Grandpa and two of his grandchildren who are in search of their escaped cow. Now, if you don't milk a cow every morning then there is the risk that it's udder will swell to bursting point - and that's when we get the dreaded "lactopalypse" - and nobody wants that. On their quest through the forest to retrieve their animal they encounter some hippies having a festival (looks like it's being compered by Uma Thurman), a randy tree god and the hungriest bear in the land - but can they get a-milking in time? Added to their challenge is the fact that the previous milker - who could not avert an earlier catastrophe - is in hot pursuit with his gang of chainsaw-wielding labourers hell bent on decapitating the evil beast. There are some fun, earthy, touches to the humour and the vodka-charged tractor might just save the day raises a smile, but I found the rest of it a bit repetitive. The ending takes far too long and is, I thought, just a bit tacky. It has a sort of smut to it that might have been funny in the 1960s or 1970s but now, it's just a little cringemaking. The animation is good though - reminded me a bit of Tony Hart's "Morph", and the story certainly doesn't hang about so I'd definitely recommend that you give it a go - I was just a bit disappointed.
Release Date:
Sep 27, 2019 (Estonia)
Run Time:
1hr 28`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
Estonian
Production Countries:
Estonia
Status:
Released
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I was really quite looking forward to this. A sort of grown up "Wallace and Gromit" set amongst the cutthroat Estonian dairy industry. Sadly, though, after quite a strong and explosive opening twenty minutes, it all degenerates into a rather unfunny, puerile even, series of escapades from Grandpa and two of his grandchildren who are in search of their escaped cow. Now, if you don't milk a cow every morning then there is the risk that it's udder will swell to bursting point - and that's when we get the dreaded "lactopalypse" - and nobody wants that. On their quest through the forest to retrieve their animal they encounter some hippies having a festival (looks like it's being compered by Uma Thurman), a randy tree god and the hungriest bear in the land - but can they get a-milking in time? Added to their challenge is the fact that the previous milker - who could not avert an earlier catastrophe - is in hot pursuit with his gang of chainsaw-wielding labourers hell bent on decapitating the evil beast. There are some fun, earthy, touches to the humour and the vodka-charged tractor might just save the day raises a smile, but I found the rest of it a bit repetitive. The ending takes far too long and is, I thought, just a bit tacky. It has a sort of smut to it that might have been funny in the 1960s or 1970s but now, it's just a little cringemaking. The animation is good though - reminded me a bit of Tony Hart's "Morph", and the story certainly doesn't hang about so I'd definitely recommend that you give it a go - I was just a bit disappointed.
Cast & Crew of
The Old Man Movie - The Old Man Movie
Directors & Credit Writers
... Director
... Director
Cast
... Old Man / Priidik / Mart / Sawyer Mikk / Tree God (voice)
... Aino / Triinu-Liis / Piggy / Old Hag / Neighbour Girl (voice)
... Old Milker / Sawyer Jan (voice)
... Cow (voice)
... Sawyer Indrek / Rooster (voice)
MK
Mart Kukk... Neighbour Man (voice)
... Jaagup Kreem (voice)
... Bear (voice)
... Pig (voice)
MJ
Mia Järviste... Sheep (voice)
RB
Reio Blond... Villager 1 (voice)
KP
Katre Pukk... Villager 2 (voice)
... Villager 3 (voice)
RV
Rauno Vaher... Villager 4 (voice)
... Villager 5 (voice)
... Villager 6 (voice)
... Villager 7 (voice)
... Villager 8 (voice)
ERO
Eerik Robert Ots... Villager 9 (voice)
ME
Meriiyn Elge... Villager 10 (voice)
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