Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! 2003
5.7 / 10
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
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Full Cast & Crew... Herman Schumacher
... Damon
MAM
Maria A. Morales... Carrie Mirvis
... Blaine
JS
Jack Shreck... Hugo
SH
Sean Hall... Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse
Directors:
Release Date:
Sep 02, 2003 (United States)
Run Time:
1hr 30`
MMPA Rating:
NR
Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
Cast & Crew of
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
Directors & Credit Writers
JM
Josh Miller... Director
Cast
... Herman Schumacher
... Damon
MAM
Maria A. Morales... Carrie Mirvis
... Blaine
JS
Jack Shreck... Hugo
SH
Sean Hall... Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse
JM
Josh Miller... Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel
DB
Dan Buechler... Zach
DA
Drew Ailes... Herman's Boss
EO
Erik Olson... Weird Digger
MS
Matt Sell... Bart
... Landscaping Dude
CH
Colin Hall... Mark
BJC
Brian J. Casey... Gary the Goon
... Susan
PG
Phil Gleason... Jogger
MC
Mark Cartier... Bernard
JC
Jeremy Coy... Buff Dude
NS
Nick Stukas... Thaddeus
... Herman's Dad (voice)
Produced By
... Producer
JM
Josh Miller... Producer
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Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
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