Hard Ticket to Hawaii 1987
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Hard Ticket to Hawaii
A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.
A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.
Videos & Photos
All 1 Videos & 11 Photos
cast
Full Cast & Crew
... Rowdy Abilene
... Donna Hamilton
... Taryn
... Jade
... Seth Romero
... Edy Stark
User reviews
See All 1 Reviews23 Jun 2021 by DrMarty
How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."
Release Date:
Mar 01, 1987 (United States)
Run Time:
1hr 36`
MMPA Rating:
R
Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
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Hard Ticket to Hawaii
How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."
Cast & Crew of
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Directors & Credit Writers
... Director
... Script Supervisor
... First Assistant Director
Cast
... Rowdy Abilene
... Donna Hamilton
... Taryn
... Jade
... Seth Romero
... Edy Stark
... Pattycakes
... J.J. Jackson
... Rosie
... Kimo
DD
David DeShay... Ashley
... Michael / Michele
... Henry
... Bobby / Sumo Coach / Karate Villain
... Mr. Chang
... Dickson
... Earring
... Charlotte
JM
Joey Meran... Joey
... Whitey the TV director (uncredited)
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