Dogs Don't Wear Pants 2019
6.8 / 10
Dogs Don't Wear Pants
Juha has lost his wife in an accident. Years after, he still feels numb and unable to connect with people. Meeting Mona, a dominatrix, changes everything.
Juha has lost his wife in an accident. Years after, he still feels numb and unable to connect with people. Meeting Mona, a dominatrix, changes everything.
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... Juha
... Mona
... Elli
... Pauli
... Satu
... Piercer
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See All 1 Reviews23 Jun 2021 by SWITCH.
When first presented with 'Dogs Don't Wear Pants', I was in! I had my ticket and I waved it about excitedly and with eager anticipation. It didn't deliver. It lost me quickly with its disjointed and unpleasant score, and then as the “that's not quite right“ moments piled up, I could see that I was not going to walk away from this a happy customer. I very much enjoyed the premise and promise of the characters presented to me, but I wanted to know so much more about them and not so much what they simply did during a series of scenes, and that's where the filmmakers failed to understand their own product. - Jess Fenton Read Jess' full article... https://www.maketheswitch.com.au/article/review-dogs-dont-wear-pants-dangerous-bdsm-and-mismanaged-would-be-great-characters
Release Date:
Nov 01, 2019 (Finland,Latvia)
Run Time:
1hr 45`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
Finnish
Production Countries:
Finland,Latvia
Status:
Released
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When first presented with 'Dogs Don't Wear Pants', I was in! I had my ticket and I waved it about excitedly and with eager anticipation. It didn't deliver. It lost me quickly with its disjointed and unpleasant score, and then as the “that's not quite right“ moments piled up, I could see that I was not going to walk away from this a happy customer. I very much enjoyed the premise and promise of the characters presented to me, but I wanted to know so much more about them and not so much what they simply did during a series of scenes, and that's where the filmmakers failed to understand their own product. - Jess Fenton Read Jess' full article... https://www.maketheswitch.com.au/article/review-dogs-dont-wear-pants-dangerous-bdsm-and-mismanaged-would-be-great-characters
Cast & Crew of
Dogs Don't Wear Pants - Dogs Don't Wear Pants
Directors & Credit Writers
... Script Supervisor
GU
Gatis Ungurs... Second Assistant Director
LM
Laura Melke... First Assistant Director
Cast
... Juha
... Mona
... Elli
... Pauli
... Satu
... Piercer
... Wife
EK
Ellen Karppo... Elli Aged 4
... Fisherman
... Jose
... Jaana
... Linda
... Boy at School
... Boy at School
... Anesthesiologist
ZT
Zane Ticmane... Anesthesia Nurse
... Nurse
IM
Iveta Medne... Nurse
HL
Helmi Lahti... Kaisa
... Kaisa's Mother
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