No Sex Please: We're British 1973
5.4 / 10
No Sex Please: We're British
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
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... Brian Runnicles
... Bertha Hunter
... Mr Bromley
... David Hunter
... Penny Hunter
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David Swift... Inspector Paul
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Release Date:
Jul 25, 1973 (United Kingdom)
Run Time:
1hr 25`
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Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United Kingdom
Status:
Released
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No Sex Please: We're British
Directors & Credit Writers
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Ariel Levy... Assistant Director
CO
Cliff Owen... Director
Cast
... Brian Runnicles
... Bertha Hunter
... Mr Bromley
... David Hunter
... Penny Hunter
DS
David Swift... Inspector Paul
... Mr. Needham
... Daphne
... Park Keeper
... Susan
... Barbara
... Reverend Mower
... Car Driver
... Glass Shop Manager
... Traffic Warden
... Rag & Bone Man
... Baker's Delivery Man
... American Man
... American Lady
... Pete
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