I Love You, Don't Touch Me! 1997
5.2 / 10
I Love You, Don't Touch Me!
When it comes to relationships, the "First Law of the Jungle" prevails: You have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding a prince! Katie is just your average hopeless romantic searching for the ideal man in the vast no man's land of Los Angeles. When Katie rejects her smitten best friend Ben and instead falls for Richard, a sexy and sophisticated composer, she thinks she's finally found the romance of her life. But Katie is about to discover that "Mr. Perfect" isn't necessarily "Mr. Right," and that, sometimes, a frog is really a prince in disguise!
When it comes to relationships, the "First Law of the Jungle" prevails: You have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding a prince! Katie is just your average hopeless romantic searching for the ideal man in the vast no man's land of Los Angeles. When Katie rejects her smitten best friend Ben and instead falls for Richard, a sexy and sophisticated composer, she thinks she's finally found the romance of her life. But Katie is about to discover that "Mr. Perfect" isn't necessarily "Mr. Right," and that, sometimes, a frog is really a prince in disguise!
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... Katie
... Ben
... Richard Webber
... Janet
... Lou Candela
... Jones
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Release Date:
Jan 21, 1997 (United States)
Run Time:
1hr 26`
MMPA Rating:
R
Original Language:
French
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
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I Love You, Don't Touch Me!
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JD
Julie Davis... Director
Cast
... Katie
... Ben
... Richard Webber
... Janet
... Lou Candela
... Jones
... Mom
... Elizabeth
... David Barclay
... Dad
... Analyst
... Margo
... Vagrant
... Deidre
... Audition Man
... Bob Yager
... Ted
... Jenny
KN
Karen Neil... Nina
JD
Julie Davis... Lisa
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... Associate Producer
... Associate Producer
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