Vieni avanti cretino 1982
7.1 / 10
Vieni avanti cretino
Pasquale Baudaffi, on amnesty, comes out of prison and starts looking for a job with the help of his cousin Gaetano. But first he goes to what was once a brothel, but, unbeknownst to our hapless hero, has been taken over and rented as a dental office. Pasquale finds himself at the center of endless misunderstandings. He tries to be a gamekeeper but that's not okay, he tries to be a waiter in a bar: he immediately gets his orders wrong and he is fired. His performance as a garage keeper was negative. The very latest experience is in an electronics company but its insertion into the futuristic mechanism triggers the craziest complications. The encounter with a lost dog allows him to get to know his mistress and thus discover the woman of his life.
Pasquale Baudaffi, on amnesty, comes out of prison and starts looking for a job with the help of his cousin Gaetano. But first he goes to what was once a brothel, but, unbeknownst to our hapless hero, has been taken over and rented as a dental office. Pasquale finds himself at the center of endless misunderstandings. He tries to be a gamekeeper but that's not okay, he tries to be a waiter in a bar: he immediately gets his orders wrong and he is fired. His performance as a garage keeper was negative. The very latest experience is in an electronics company but its insertion into the futuristic mechanism triggers the craziest complications. The encounter with a lost dog allows him to get to know his mistress and thus discover the woman of his life.
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Full Cast & Crew
... Pasquale Baudaffi
... Gaetano Baudaffi
... L'uomo dal dentista
... Ragazza al bar
... Marisa, moglie di Gaetano Baudaffi
... Segretaria del dentista
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Release Date:
Apr 07, 1982 (Italy)
Run Time:
1hr 38`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
Italian
Production Countries:
Italy
Status:
Released
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Cast & Crew of
Vieni avanti cretino
Directors & Credit Writers
... Script Supervisor
... Director
... First Assistant Director
Cast
... Pasquale Baudaffi
... Gaetano Baudaffi
... L'uomo dal dentista
... Ragazza al bar
... Marisa, moglie di Gaetano Baudaffi
... Segretaria del dentista
... L'esaminatrice
... La dentista
... La moglie di Filippo
... Filippo, il marito geloso
... Direttore dell'ufficio di Gaetano Baudaffi
DC
Dino Cassio... Don Peppino (as Leonardo Cassio)
... Il barista Gargiulo (as Giovanni Pazzafini)
... Ragazzo al bar
... Dottor Tomas
... Carmela
... Palmira
... Radames
LF
Lia Ferri...
...
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