The Cruise 1970
7.5 / 10
The Cruise
A stowaway sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. Before long, Tym has got everyone under his thumb and created his own comedic dictatorship.
A stowaway sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. Before long, Tym has got everyone under his thumb and created his own comedic dictatorship.
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Full Cast & Crew
... KO Instructor
... Engineer Mamon
... Sidorowski
... Mamoniowa
... Captain
... Instructor's Friend
Genres:
Release Date:
Oct 19, 1970 (Poland)
Run Time:
1hr 5`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
Polish
Production Countries:
Poland
Status:
Released
Plot Keywords:
Cast & Crew of
The Cruise - The Cruise
Directors & Credit Writers
... Assistant Director
... Assistant Director
... Assistant Director
Cast
... KO Instructor
... Engineer Mamon
... Sidorowski
... Mamoniowa
... Captain
... Instructor's Friend
... Philosopher
FE
Feridun Erol... Seaman
... Angler
... Passenger
... Young Girl
... Passenger
RS
Roman Suszko... Passenger
... Commission Member (as W. Antczak)
... Passenger
... Commission Member
... Passenger
... Sidorowska
... Józio, śpiewak
... Poet
Produced By
... Assistant Production Manager
... Assistant Production Manager
... Assistant Production Manager
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