Triads, Yardies & Onion Bhajees! Once Upon A Time In Southall 2003
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Triads, Yardies & Onion Bhajees! Once Upon A Time In Southall
Welcome to London, home of many creeds and cultures. West London is ruled by the Holy Smokes crime syndicate. North London is the territory of the Triads. South London is governed by the Jamaican mafia, the Yardies. East London is home to the original Anglo-Saxon cockney gangsters, The Firm. It's a roller-coaster ride as the crime syndicates battle to see who rules London!
Welcome to London, home of many creeds and cultures. West London is ruled by the Holy Smokes crime syndicate. North London is the territory of the Triads. South London is governed by the Jamaican mafia, the Yardies. East London is home to the original Anglo-Saxon cockney gangsters, The Firm. It's a roller-coaster ride as the crime syndicates battle to see who rules London!
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... Mad Dave
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Manish Patel... Singh
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Jas Bassi... Chacha
... D.I. Greaves
... Big Kev
... Rufus
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Release Date:
Nov 01, 2003
Run Time:
1hr 45`
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Original Language:
English
Status:
Released
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Triads, Yardies & Onion Bhajees! Once Upon A Time In Southall
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Sarjit Bains... Director
Cast
... Mad Dave
MP
Manish Patel... Singh
JB
Jas Bassi... Chacha
... D.I. Greaves
... Big Kev
... Rufus
... Abz
... Jaz
... Rocky
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Native... Lloyd
... Tia
... Billy Chan
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Manish Patel... Producer
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