Minty the Assassin 2009
3.7 / 10
Minty the Assassin
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
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Full Cast & Crew
... Minty
... Big Boss
... Double Delicious
CJ
Chip Joslin... Dr. Brain Bender
JRC
Jacki R. Chan... Molly Leviathan
... Captain Capability
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Release Date:
Aug 07, 2009 (United States)
Run Time:
1hr 20`
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Original Language:
English
Production Countries:
United States
Status:
Released
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Minty the Assassin
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... Director
Cast
... Minty
... Big Boss
... Double Delicious
CJ
Chip Joslin... Dr. Brain Bender
JRC
Jacki R. Chan... Molly Leviathan
... Captain Capability
... Zen Cowboy
ET
Elan Tom... Bruce Zee
... Rat Monster
NJN
Nora J. Novak... Cute Postal Woman
JE
Jade English... Hot Security Guard
... Sensational Ninja
Produced By
... Producer
BJ
Brandy Jones... Producer
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