What a Mess 1982
3.5 / 10
What a Mess
Eduard von Bittermagen and his friend Professor Pfiff, indulge in an amusing hobby. They take every opportunity to bet on anything. Their latest bet: Bittermagen claims that his nephew Tommi, a young rascal and the Professor's young daughter Julia will become a couple although the two are actually not crazy about each other. Of course, Pfiff bets against it. But then Bittermagen uses a macabre trick. He acts as if his last hour had come and summons Tommi and Julia to his "deathbed". He offers his immense heritage to both of them-if they solve a problem.
Eduard von Bittermagen and his friend Professor Pfiff, indulge in an amusing hobby. They take every opportunity to bet on anything. Their latest bet: Bittermagen claims that his nephew Tommi, a young rascal and the Professor's young daughter Julia will become a couple although the two are actually not crazy about each other. Of course, Pfiff bets against it. But then Bittermagen uses a macabre trick. He acts as if his last hour had come and summons Tommi and Julia to his "deathbed". He offers his immense heritage to both of them-if they solve a problem.
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... Tommi
... Julia
JJ
John Jürgens... Jonny
... Bea
... Eduard von Bittermagen
... Professor Pfiff
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Release Date:
Dec 16, 1982 (Germany)
Run Time:
1hr 26`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
German
Production Countries:
Germany
Status:
Released
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Cast & Crew of
What a Mess - What a Mess
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... Director
Cast
... Tommi
... Julia
JJ
John Jürgens... Jonny
... Bea
... Eduard von Bittermagen
... Professor Pfiff
... Otto Bronski
... Helga
... Dr. Uhu
... Karl-May-Regisseur
... Commissioner
... Singer
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Walter Kraus...
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R
Relax... Themselves
Produced By
ET
Erich Tomek... Executive Producer
... Executive Producer
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