La bani, la cap, la oase 2010
5.5 / 10
La bani, la cap, la oase
Too soft and innocent for the job they do, HARPOON and THE BAPTIST are two money collectors that don't collect much, except for kicks and bruises. As they try in vain to fulfill their contracts, they get involved in a robbery and decide to go for a change in their lives: they will start collecting for themselves.
Too soft and innocent for the job they do, HARPOON and THE BAPTIST are two money collectors that don't collect much, except for kicks and bruises. As they try in vain to fulfill their contracts, they get involved in a robbery and decide to go for a change in their lives: they will start collecting for themselves.
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... Harpon
... Baptistu
... Eleonora Popescu
... Ivan Kazakov
... Ezre
... Cruela
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Release Date:
Jan 01, 2010 (Romania)
Run Time:
1hr 44`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
Romanian
Production Countries:
Romania
Status:
Released
Cast & Crew of
La bani, la cap, la oase
Directors & Credit Writers
... Director
Cast
... Harpon
... Baptistu
... Eleonora Popescu
... Ivan Kazakov
... Ezre
... Cruela
... Bones
... Trapoteanu
... Preda
... Grisha / Misha
... Pătrățel
... Cocolea
... Sister Aglae
... Sister Agatha
DS
Doina Stan... Mother Superior
IG
Ilie Gâlea... Giorgione
... Raul
SB
Silviu Biriș... Max
... Nurse
GP
George Pitiș... Gorila
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