Le Cactus 2005
5.4 / 10
Le Cactus
Sami and Patrick are long-time friends. Sami is a hypochondriac. One day, following a misunderstanding at the hospital, Sami thinks he has an incurable neurological disease. He decides to live his last moments to the fullest and goes to India to be treated by a great local "doctor". In the meantime, his friend Patrick, who has been accompanying and supporting him without knowing that this illness is in fact fictitious, finds himself without a wife or job. The initial situation seems to be reversed; Patrick is out of luck and Sami seems less and less ill.
Sami and Patrick are long-time friends. Sami is a hypochondriac. One day, following a misunderstanding at the hospital, Sami thinks he has an incurable neurological disease. He decides to live his last moments to the fullest and goes to India to be treated by a great local "doctor". In the meantime, his friend Patrick, who has been accompanying and supporting him without knowing that this illness is in fact fictitious, finds himself without a wife or job. The initial situation seems to be reversed; Patrick is out of luck and Sami seems less and less ill.
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... Patrick Machado
... Sami
... Justine
... Christian
... Renard
... Patrick Machado enfant
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Release Date:
Dec 14, 2005 (France)
Run Time:
1hr 34`
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Original Language:
French
Production Countries:
France
Status:
Released
Cast & Crew of
Le Cactus
Directors & Credit Writers
... Director
... Director
Cast
... Patrick Machado
... Sami
... Justine
... Christian
... Renard
... Patrick Machado enfant
... Le professeur Fontana
... Le docteur Girardet
... Renatta
... Peter Knall
... L'assistante de Fontana
MJ
Manon Jomain... Adeline
... Le producteur
... La chargée de programme
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