Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning 2005
6.5 / 10
Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning
Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...
Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...
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... Emperor James B. Pirk
AJ
Atte Joutsen... Captain Joni K. Sherrypie
... Commander Dwarf
AS
Antti Satama... Info
... P Union science officer
... Sergei Fukov
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Release Date:
Aug 20, 2005 (Finland)
Run Time:
1hr 43`
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Original Language:
Finnish
Production Countries:
Finland
Status:
Released
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Cast & Crew of
Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning
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... Director
Cast
... Emperor James B. Pirk
AJ
Atte Joutsen... Captain Joni K. Sherrypie
... Commander Dwarf
AS
Antti Satama... Info
... P Union science officer
... Sergei Fukov
... P Union scientist
... Lt Whip
... Chief of Security Mikhail Garybrandy
... Girl in Hamburger Restaurant
... Boyfriend
... Member of Gang
RA
Rudi Airisto... Jeff Cochbrane
... Talok
EJ
Esa Jaatinen... Guard at research station
PR
Pasi Rantala... Vladimir
... Anatoli
... Pirk's adjutant
... President Uljanov
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... Producer
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