Calamari Union 1985
7 / 10
Calamari Union
A group of men all called Frank—except for one named Pekka—have had enough of life in their working-class neighborhood, so they set off for a better existence in the magical seaside district of Eira. But the way is long, and the group face many hurdles including stray dogs and defunct streetlights.
A group of men all called Frank—except for one named Pekka—have had enough of life in their working-class neighborhood, so they set off for a better existence in the magical seaside district of Eira. But the way is long, and the group face many hurdles including stray dogs and defunct streetlights.
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Release Date:
Feb 08, 1985 (Finland)
Run Time:
1hr 21`
MMPA Rating:
Original Language:
Finnish
Production Countries:
Finland
Status:
Released
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Cast & Crew of
Calamari Union
Directors & Credit Writers
... Script Supervisor
... Assistant Director
... Director
Cast
... Frank
... Frank
AH
Asmo Hurula... Frank
... Frank
... Frank Armoton
... Man on Beach
... Frank
... Frank
... Cabby
... Frank
... Frank
... Frank
... Frank
PS
Pantse Syrjä... Frank
... Pekka
... Frank
... Frank
... Frank
EA
Erkki Astala... Driver
... Bank Clerk
Produced By
... Production Manager
... Location Manager
... Producer
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